What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 05:22

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
-”Ah so!”
Moonraker
Octopussy
Dr No
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
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Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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